Friday, June 12, 2015

A Bench for the Massives

I found a bench yesterday. A nice curvy bench. I bet it would have been awesome to sit on, but I didn't want to tease my taint when immediately thereafter I'd go back to sitting on a bicycle seat. I'm kinder than that!

I think I'll sit on it next time, however. Maybe I'll write a review of the bench and compare it to other bench materials such as concrete, extruded aluminum, aerogel, and plastic. I anticipate it will be this year's hottest bench to sit on. Butts will be tooting about it, indeed.